NW Pres Schill released a (hostage) video....saying he was “proud of our community for achieving what has been a challenge across the country: a sustainable de-escalated path forward.”
Translated into a language used by vertebrates:
Dear children of the Infantada,
I'll do anything you say, please don't protest in front of my house anymore! My wife is getting mad and if I have to discipline someone that my faculty considers a sacred Victim of Structural Oppression I may break out into hives and have an allergic reaction.
I am happy to announce that my captors have been appeased by free jobs and free tuition and I denounce all forms of hate—especially when it's so close to summer and we rented this nice little cabin in the Berkshires.
And hopefully by the time these jihadists burn down the campus, my retirement package will have vested!
NW Pres Schill released a (hostage) video....saying he was “proud of our community for achieving what has been a challenge across the country: a sustainable de-escalated path forward.”
Translated into a language used by vertebrates:
Dear children of the Infantada,
I'll do anything you say, please don't protest in front of my house anymore! My wife is getting mad and if I have to discipline someone that my faculty considers a sacred Victim of Structural Oppression I may break out into hives and have an allergic reaction.
I am happy to announce that my captors have been appeased by free jobs and free tuition and I denounce all forms of hate—especially when it's so close to summer and we rented this nice little cabin in the Berkshires.
And hopefully by the time these jihadists burn down the campus, my retirement package will have vested!
Sincerely yours....